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ultimate one

Posted By sandy on Wed, 17/10/2007 - 19:10 in
Confuse traffic signs
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.

Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

cows!!

Posted By sandy on Mon, 05/03/2007 - 20:54 in
INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking. PATNIism You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows. WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk. DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk. IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen. MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows. SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk.

cricket

Posted By sandy on Sun, 04/02/2007 - 14:20 in

There it goes – just when one is sitting back and watching an all-to-familiar England collapse on the cricket field, comes the news that yet another cricketer has quit the game. No, it’s not an obscure England player whose career has come to a premature end on a miserable Australia tour, but Nathan Astle, the enterprising Kiwi batsman who was an integral part of New Zealand’s World Cup plans.