The Laws !
1) Law of Queue: If you c hange queues, the
one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.
3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you
were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
next morning you will have a flat tire.
6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in
water, the telephone rings.
7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to !
someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at
the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down
for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.
2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.
3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.
5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you
were late for work because you had a flat tire, the
next morning you will have a flat tire.
6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in
water, the telephone rings.
7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to !
someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at
the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down
for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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