Lawyers !
Posted By Hela on Sun, 09/09/2007 - 11:27 in
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared
for the answer...In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness to the stand.
The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and
asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"She responded, "Why, yes I do know you,
Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a
big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too.He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defence attorney almost died.The judge asked both counsellors to approach
the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks
her, if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt."
for the answer...In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness to the stand.
The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and
asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"She responded, "Why, yes I do know you,
Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a
big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to
anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too.He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defence attorney almost died.The judge asked both counsellors to approach
the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks
her, if she knows me, I'll throw you in jail for contempt."
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Hi Hela,
Hope you are fine.but everytime i get in to your blog,i'm not finding any blog you have posted recently. expecting you to post new jokes.
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SPIKE
HI Hela
tht was a wonderful joke i have read for a so long time. i just lol when read tht. anyway keep posting jokes like this after all life is to enjoy and make others to feel tht. wish you all the best
with care,
SPIKE