Wife and Husband in IT terms

Wife and Husband in IT terms

Posted By balaryan on Mon, 23/07/2007 - 09:51 in
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

 

  Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

 

  Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.

 

  Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

 

  Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

 

  Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

 

  \Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

 

  Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

 

  Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

 

  Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.

 

  Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log in again